Very amusing, well done. Two thoughts. One, it has never been a good argument to dehumanize, deny personhood, or argue that some humans are more humans than others. It has never worked, I’m curious why you think it would now.

Two, it’s sad that since you acknowledge human rights to the unborn, the first positive you point out is not that their lives are saved, it is that pregnant women can drive in the carpool lane. My friend, your judgement is horrendous.